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Sep 12
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(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom‘s room to say goodnight and i don‘t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn‘t that hurt?” and i said “no we‘re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.

— Texts From Last Night "Best Nights" (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/)
Sep 02
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Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Reynolds star in this classic family epic.

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	Why doesn‘t anything exciting happen when I do it?

Why doesn‘t anything exciting happen when I do it?

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Green Lantern sings…

Aug 31
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	Disney owns Marvel.  And here‘s the proof.

Disney owns Marvel. And here‘s the proof.

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	My Little Stark Industries Pony.

My Little Stark Industries Pony.

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He came to my grade school once. His beak fell off. After that, I quit believing in Santa Claus.

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	I‘ve had headaches this bad before…

I‘ve had headaches this bad before…

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Now I have a use for all those Legos!